“Yer a Bone Wizard, Harry” Tee: For the Osteopathic Student Who Lived.
Congratulations! You’ve been accepted to Hogwarts School of Osteopathic Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Your required uniform:
One T-shirt Featuring Harry Potter, the Boy Who Cracked Backs.
100% Muggle-made cotton (no house-elves were exploited in its production, Dobby excluded.)
Sizing charm not included – please order accordingly.
Perfect for those days when you’re convinced your OMT professor is actually Snape in disguise. Wear it to your next class and impress precisely no one with your ability to diagnose type 1/2 dysfunctions.
Warning: This shirt does not grant the ability to magically pass board exams or vanquish the dark lord of student debt. But hey, at least you’ll look marginally cooler than the kid wearing the “Trust me, I’m (almost) a doctor” shirt.
Side effects may include eye-rolling from gunners, unsolicited Harry Potter trivia, and the sudden urge to wave pencils around yelling “Osteo Patronum!”
Buy now, before the owl carrying your student loan statement arrives!