“The Spine Whisperer” Tee
For Those Who Hear Voices Crying Out “I’m a Somatic Dysfunction, Fix Me!”
Introducing the must-have fashion statement for aspiring bone wizards/shamans everywhere!
Featuring the one, the only, Andrew Taylor Still – the original spine whisperer himself.
What you get:
– T-shirt showcasing A.T. Still having an intimate conversation with a spine
– 100% cotton, because polyester doesn’t understand the concept of somatic dysfunction.
– Available in “Palpation Gray” and “Subluxation White”.
Perfect for those special moments when you want to creepily whisper “I can hear your sacrum calling” to unsuspecting patients (maybe don’t do that). Wear it to your next OMM lab and watch as your partner nervously asks to switch groups!
Warning: This shirt does not actually grant the ability to communicate with spines. If you start hearing vertebrae talk back, please seek immediate psychiatric attention.
Side effects may include uncontrollable urges to crack every joint in sight, boring people at parties with osteopathic history facts such as banner flinging, and the sudden belief that you can cure the common cold with a rib raise.
Caution: Wearing this shirt in public may result in concerned looks from chiropractors and confused questions from literally everyone else.
Remember, in A.T. Still we trust – because who else would we trust with our eccentric bone obsession?
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
